Today has been a rather funny day. I shall start this entry with an interesting news article from the Straits Times, 13 September 2004.

FAKE URINE IS BIG BUSINESS
LENEKA ( Kansas )
Synthetic urine is turning a Kensas company into a small success. Synthetic urine has been developed for the research industry, and the Centres for Disease Control and Prevention are very interested. The product, named SURINE is much cheaper compared to real urine, and thousands of gallons would be needed for various experiments. - AP

That would be funny if you know who my form teacher is.
William Hung performed on Sunday at the esplanade, and he plunged, straight into She Bangs, his much abused signature song, surrounded by about 25 dancers in a gleeful display of slap-dash co-ordination. He occasionally swung his arms one way while the crowds went the other. I have to admit to a prior harvesting of jokes ready to tear into this pop, sorry, flop cultural phenomenon. But seeing that earnest moon face, adorable like a piece of pie, awkward look of bewilderment got to my inner sympathiser. When he collapsed into off-key notes, there were whoops from the crowd that seemed less like collective embarassment than connective encouragement for this underdog that just tries, tries and tries. I was just rooting for him to succeed in something. Anything.

Today, the class cracked lotsa humorous stuff, and I shall list a few out in black and white.

1. We realise that Sui Pheng did not know that all humans had 2 kidneys. ( Mdm Surin said it was the first time she had heard abt a student not knowing that. Sui Pheng also thought that 'the only one kidney' can regenerate when cut off. ( no offence)
2. Poor Jocelyn was teased for tying up her hair differently. Oh dear.
3. The previous article that I've typed was discovered.

19 days to EOY. Let the countdown continue.

gazed at e stars@6:13 PM
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